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Two red candle figures shaped like female torsos, front and back views.

Novelty Shaped Candles

$14.00
Our Novelty Shaped Candles are what happen when regular candles get drunk and decide to live their truth. Each one is molded into a hilarious, unexpected shape that instantly turns any table, cake, or gift box into the main attraction.

Planning a birthday roast, cheeky office send‑off, or wild bachelorette? These funny shaped adult candles do all the talking for you. You can go cute and suggestive or jump straight to outrageous-we stock a range of designs so you can match the candle to the crowd's comfort level. Either way, once the wick is lit, the photos basically take themselves.

They burn like standard party candles but steal the spotlight like props from a very unserious movie. Drop a few on cupcakes, cluster them around a bottle of bubbly, or tuck one into a naughty gift set as the finishing touch. Guests will be hovering over the dessert table just to get a closer look and figure out if they're seeing what they think they're seeing.

Because we've been doing adult humor gifts since 1989, we know how to keep things flirty and fun without tipping into mean or gross. Everything arrives in plain, no‑drama packaging; only you know there's a tiny comedy show waiting inside. Mix these with our penis candles or glow-in-the-dark versions if you want to take your party décor from mildly mischievous to absolutely unhinged.

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